Heard in our house recently:
Can you please close those scurtains?
Gabriel got these blocks for Christmas. He loves to build roller coasters with them. |
You need to drink more, Mommy, so you can be fast like me. Two drinks of water every day makes me super fast.
Mwahaha! We destroyed 3,000 people by nuts!
What? You destroyed people with nuts?
They all had nut allergies.
We mustache you a question. |
Whenever an ant bites you, you get a brown spot. That's why some people have so many brown spots on their skin. So many ants are biting them.
Can a flood be higher than a giant?
David John made this adorable guinea pig pencil holder. He gave it to me for my desk at work. I LOVE it! |
Soon I'll be too big for this house.
I don't want to get married ever. I don't want to be that size.
Hey, who let the Cat in the Hat into our house? |
If rain dries up, is it still rain?
I need to practice my triangles. They are getting worse and worse.
This is how he was sitting when I came to pick him up from playcare. So jealous. |
Daycare, preschool, kindergarten, I don't care. I'll go anywhere; anywhere but college.
Why not college?
You have to do so much work! And it lasts a hun!
A hun?
Yes. A HUN of days. That's a lot.
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