Dear Santa,

I have been a very good girl this year. My boys have been pretty naughty, but please bring them something anyway. Really, if you bring them coal you would just be punishing me. They would love coal! They could throw it at each other, light it on fire, break a window with it, make sooty drawings on the wall, lick it, blacken their faces, give prank gifts of coal to their friends, etc. You get the idea. Maybe pick something off of these handy wishlists they wrote for you. Their ideas range from the practical to the bizarre. Some of them seem to think they are teenagers already and some of them are just very very hungry. Oh, and Santa? If you could choose something that didn't make a lot of noise, that would be greatly appreciated. We already have a lot of noise at our house.
Sincerely,
Sarah

*these wishlists are unedited with original spellings

Gabriel's Wishlist*
1. remote controle car
2. fat pack of Zindikar cards
3. 100 shetts of colourd paper
4. lego star destryer
5. bag of bubble gum
6. money
7. new dart gun
8. magic tree house 23#
9. new books
10. real car
11. house
12. 1,000,000 dallors
13. bouncy ball
14. my own high school
15. the entire unevirse
16. camilon (chameleon)
17. donuts for breakfast
18. wood fort
19. new blocks and legos
20. new socks

Elijah's Chrismiss List*
1. a big big elephant stuffed anamale
2. Pokemon cards
3. ewoke sidy lego set (Ewok city lego set)
4. chest (chess)
5. conepudure (computer)
6. tv in iPad
7. a fone
8. a target that comes with a nurf gun with thurdy darts
9. a big big big big big big big big big elephent stuffed anamale
10. 2 big soccor nets
11. death star lego set with 5000 pecis
12. 2 fake lite saphers that glow in the dark (light sabers)
13. a Pokemon dech
14. a Picatchu stuffud anamale

David John's Christmas List
1. guinea pig pajamas
2. treasure chest of guinea pig stuff
3. a whole set of guinea pig books
4. a trampoline for the guinea pigs
5. guinea pig bed-sheets
6. minion sticker book
7. minion book with 10 puffy stickers
8. minion chapter book
9. extreme dot to dot books
10. minion board game
11. glass jar of candy
12. whole series of Captain Underpants
13. whole sticker book
14. bag full of sticker sheets
15. guinea pig costume
16. fake Christmas tree with sticky jewels to decorate
17. a whole bag of guinea pig treats
18. supplies for a guinea pig playbox
19. The Minion Movie
20. a movie all about guinea pigs

Benjamin's Wishlist
1. a butterfly toy or real butterflies
2. a yellow minion toy
3. a yellow blanket
4. a robot butterfly
5. a fake raccoon statue
6. a Star Wars poster
7. Elephant & Piggie Book
8. Pout Pout Fish Book
9. Star Wars boots
10. The Book with No Pictures sequel
11. a real donut, no, five real donuts
12. syrup mixed with ketchup
13. a picture with packages of smarties taped to it
14. a robot toy
15. a toy Gru
16. a robot that has a square face with a remote control
17. a robot diaper toy that brings diapers when we really need it to
18. my own flashlight

Tobias's Wishlist
1. cheese
2. fire
3. broccoli
4. bread
5. minion fruit snacks
6. gum
7. yellow cars
8. rescue boy toys
9. Ninjago toys
10. Ninjago book
11. comic book
12. sucker toys
13. pictures
14. choo-choo trains
15. orange toys
16. king crown
17. cow toy
18. cow mask
19. apples
20. nesting dolls and rubber duckies